Declaration of War !!!

This is a Declaration of War from Zarakisam.blogspot.com towards some organization.
Let's call it:

Why "C" cause C = Celaka
(our trend this year, banyak celaka)

Actually I hate war with people who is rushing to death - no fun as no challenge. As a strategies, we have to plan, think & organize before attacking ur enemy & the whole process will bring us satisfaction. Backstabbing or rushing head on will only show your immature value of yourself.

Actually there are 2 person who challenge me since Monday - after my creative posting - Detail

I admire my first challenger as he/she knows strategy - keep it out first

(don't worry cause soon will be you - If you prefer gang-bang, I won't mind cause it shows my power, Haha the more the better)

But for 'C' u gave me no chance but to reply your challenge upfront.

Thus, lets battle to the death - RAW RAW RAW

BATTLE OF THE BLOGS !!!

EBM 3013 - Stategic Management Mid-term Marks

This is the marks for our Strategic Management (EBM 3013) mid-term assessment based on the data by our lecturer - Dr. "K"

Wow - 78% get 20 and above
Fail rate is below 15%

A better picture ^^
The mean is 26
& of course I'm above average

KIASU !!!

Please note that the data only contains 177 names which is not to the class population of 180+ (I believe) & according to Dr "K" those who were not in the list, means that they get nothing.

Like his slogan:

"HABUK PUN TAK ADA"

Are You A Malaysian ???

Watch the clip below and connect it back to our culture

MALAYSIAN CULTURE !!!

#75 - How to React to Traffic Accident - The best free videos are right here

A to Z Kiasu Philosophy - Video

This is the same as my previous posting but in video
Please enjoy the show

KIASU !!!

The A - Z of KIASU - These bloopers are hilarious

Finally I settle my RM0.80 fine. (=.=)

Do you guys know what's that above?
This is the bloody fine receipt from CAIS !!!

This is the story of my Cais experience where I was fined RM0.80 due to late return. This happens almost 2 months ago at August and today only I manage to settle it.

Why is this happening? Am I broke? Gosh (=.=)

The truth is, according to my friend, if we own something to UNIMAS, especially $$$, we could be barred from taking final exam.

No final = 'F' no matter how high your carry marks is.

Thus, will the value of Final Exam to me is worth only 80 cents? Think yourself?

This is what happen, during the mid-term break at August, I went back to KL for holiday. I borrowed 2 books in the same time and due in the middle of my holiday. Luckily I found out about book renew via net. But, only limited to UNIMAS internal connection - intranet. Great, thus I got overdue and fined RM0.80.

Along the time I have tried several times to pay but seems fail - due to reasons

1. No people at counter - Puasa = semua hilang
2. Assignments stacking - no time to go CAIS
3. The person in-charge not in - I cannot take ur money cause I cannot issue receipt
4. System down - Cannot pay as the system will not be updated
   
5. Raya break - Accountant holiday (cannot process your fine)
6. etc. (forgot already @.@)

Thus, the conclusion is, I settle my fine, I should be fine.

Morale: Do not ever overdue you books that you borrowed - CAIS

REWARD for my HARDSHIP !!!

Hard work had ended - I'm very happy today

Project Z - A great success !!!

Thus, I reward myself with something special


KFC = Special ???
(@>@)

Dinner Plate
with 25% discount - RM7.80

That idiot give me a wing - CURSE HIM !!!

After eat = Sleep Kaw Kaw !!!

(KIASU !!! , your chance had come again)

A to Z Kiasu Philosophy

Always must win

Borrow but never return

Cheap is good

Don't trust anyone

Everything also must grab!

Free! Free! Free!

Grab first talk later

Help yourself to everything

I first, I want, I everything

Jump queue

Keep coming back for more

Look for discount

Must not lose face

Never mind what they think

Outdo everyone you know

Pay only when necessary

Quit while you are ahead

Rushing and pushing wins the race

Sample are always welcome

Take but don't give

Unless it's free forget it

Vow to be number one

Winner takes it ALL! ALL! ALL!

X-Factor !!!

Yell if necessary to get what you want

Zebras are kiasu because they want to
be both black and white at the same time

Blogging is getting more & more interesting

Yesterday, Zarakisam.blogspot broke its record for having most comment in one post. Details The posting hit the record of 7 comment & of course what is the big deal with 7 comments rite?

The big deal is, I was able to attract attention for visitors to my blog. My blog will hit 1K visitor later on. Thus the question is, what is the element of attractiveness that could be used to attract visitors. I have tried many and most of the time failed to do so but yesterday I found it. The death pulse of a person. Hit it and it sure kills the target - people will come (terasa) ^^

KIASU ???

Damn correct, but for those who feel unhappy or feel challenged, please do so. I would be happy as my random posting gained attention. Haha. By the way, I did not go through every blog to search see their number of posting. I'm damn busy with my work back then. Thus, I would like to thank my informer - I have no idea what to blog, damn tense and pressure with project Z and suddenly I found

"KIASU"

A great day to start with, today you will see a new Zarakisam were every posting will sure offended somebody. The main point is to attract visitors. To be honest, I'm doing a research in this area which I found it very interesting. Thus, the coming up posting would be very interesting and with great implication behind it. I promise. Stay tune for more Zarakisam

KIASU !!!

Project Z - International Marketing

This is my masterpiece that I work on
last 2 weeks and finally finish it !!!

Yeah, feel very excited now !!!

Ya right, KIASU - here I come >>>>>>



My International Marketing Report:

151 Pages with 49100 words - Yeah !!!

^.^

Who is the most Kiasu one?

Since our TMT1013 lecture announce that only the top ten blogger with most number of posting will get full marks.

There is a lot of UNNATURAL posting which we called it 'KIASU'
Thus, lets see who are those KIASUs

- Notice -

TOP 10 MOST ACTIVE BLOGGERS !!!

1. 122 posting - Details
   
2. 121 posting - Details
   
3. 113 posting - Details
   
4. 95 posting - Details
   
5. 94 posting - Details
   
6. 82 posting - Details
   
7. 77 posting - Details
   
8. 44 posting - Details
   
9. 42 posting - Details
   
10. 41 posting - Details
    

Please look on the UNNATURAL POSTING BEHAVIORS in it.

Who's the most KIASU?

Judge Yourselves !!!

(This info is up to date 28/9/09 12am)

Announcement !!!

Dear reader, I will be taking 2 days off from

Zarakisam.blogspot.com

I need to focus on my master project
during this weekend
Thus see you guys on Monday 28/9/09

Thank for your support all the time

THANK YOU !!!

TERIMA KASIH !!!

谢 谢 !!!

ありがとう　ございます !!!

(For those Kiasu, This is ur opportunity)

Human's Greatest Invention !!!

This is the power of language
Communication

暑期工

For Cantonese people only.
Sadly Kuching don't have much.
All talk "Chicken Intestine" Celaka !!!

-Enjoy the conversation-

Surrogates

Why leave the house when you can get a better-looking robot version of yourself to do it for you? That's what this September's release of Surrogates will ask, and who doesn't ask themeselves that sometimes? Human society is reduced to a shut-in state in Surrogates, where advanced robots controlled by humans from their homes take the place of people, going to all the places that humanity would have gone and transmitting back video, allowing humanity to live complete lives from their own homes

Surrogates Official Movie Trailer - Watch today’s top amazing videos here

Bruce Willis is back for more action.....

5 'C's of Unimas

There are 5 main C's of Unimas during this holiday.

C = Cempaka - Cleanliness

As for the cleanliness in Cempaka, it is hopeless. This is because of the Malaysian culture. Why I say so? This is because whenever there is human, there will be rubbish and the place would be very dirty. Food leftover & Cigarette ash is the most disgusting one where it attracts many insects and create a very bad smell. The worst part is, there were in public study place - Study rooms and study there is hopeless now. Besides that, students here are F**kers where they use the room, open the windows but never close it - which cause the rain to flood the whole place. Conclusion, study rooms are condemned and the cleaners just overlook it.

HOPELESS !!!

C = Cafe - Cheated

Base on my posting yesterday, the Cafe had cheated us. The the same again today. Zzz. What is the problem with this people? This is the second day (24/9/09)

Cempaka - Sulaiman

Lake View Cafe - 88.9


Tower Cafe - Infinity FX


Tower Cafe - Nurkhan

FREAKING LAZY - CELAKA !!!
(I believe all other cafes in Unimas were closed today)

C = Cash - Expenses increase

As far as I'm concern Sarawakian is very rich but not me - KL people. I'm very poor and become more poorer due to Unimas. First holiday = no cafe = no food. Thus everyday go out tapau food which = Higher food price + petrol price. Can you imagine that? The nearest stop for food is Desa Ilmu - 15km per trip. Second got cheated by Unimas cafe which make my cash management run off and now financial deficit. This is my own fault, cannot blame anyone as the past 2 years, I went back to KL. But if I go back KL, my assignments DIE

OPPORTUNITY COST = CELAKA (Wrong Investment)

C = Cat - A Story

This is a story of my course mate, nothing much to do with me but to share with you guys. This cute black cat and her story. Please enjoy it. !!!

Cute Black Kitten

FULL STORY

C = Connectivity - Internet Line

This is the most miserable one. Why? This is because student always misused the facility given to them free. The first few days, the internet speed was good and I was able to scroll smoothly for my journals. But since yesterday, the speed had drop miserably. Reason, more people is using, NO!!!. This is due to those idiots who put 24 hours download which drag down the speed. OMG, how am I suppose to meet my datelines?

IMPOSE DOWNLOAD QUOTA - FAIR USE POLICY

As a conclusion, this holiday is not fun as days go by, thus I hope other Unimas viewer get a lesson from here and please go back during holidays especially HARI RAYA HOLIDAY. You will end up suffer like me if you don't believe. My demand for life is very low only but still barely surviving here. Don't you guys agree?

UNIMAS THE BEST !!!
F**K !!!

Halal

Halal by Liew Seng Tat - 15Malaysia.com



Oh, Freaking Hell. I rate this one NO.1

Feel Cheated !!!

PICTURES SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS


According to the notice, there would be
few cafe operating today 23/9/2009


Cempaka Collage
Nemesis


Tower Cafe
Bumi Ideal


Tower Cafe
Shahpura


Tower Cafe
M. S Food & Service


Lake View Cafe
Kumpulan Mahsuri

Others:
Bunga Raya - Tahiron Enterprise
Alamanda - GCORP Engineering
Taz - Premier Catering
(I do believe that they were close as well, Please correct me if I'm wrong)

Medan Selera Keranji, Kenanga & Seroja
is at old campus
No Value !!!

Thus, in the end I would need to drive out
which cost me petrol & time
Can Unimas expain it? Forget it, No Value !!!
From day 1 Unimas is hopeless

In the end I few cheated. Those who feel the same,
please do help in spreading the negative
word of mouth against Unimas

USE THE POWER OF INTERNET !!!

Duit Kecil

Duit Kecil by Johan John - 15Malaysia.com



Remember the Lesson !!!

KFC - Happy Tuesday

EAT KFC EVERY TUESDAY ONLY !!!
25% off from 2pm to 6pm
with this Happy Tuesday Card

This promotion is extended to 31 December 2009

Don't be cheated !!!
(More info)

How much saving is 25% ?

1 snack plate = RM8 (normal) RM6 (card)

Tips:

Never buy the drinks cause is damn expensive !!!

1 snack plate with drinks = RM7.00
1 dinner plate without drinks = RM7.80

Compare & Contrast it urself !!!

Death Note

Which Shinigami do you prefer to get along with ???

Ryuk


Rem

or

Gelus

UMNO PEKIDA CELAKA

This might be very outdated
but I found it very funny.
Do enjoy it. Haha.
For people from Perak.
This is your value.

UMNO PEKIDA CELAKA Sidang Dun Ipoh Perak Malaysia - More bloopers are a click away

Secret Recipe - Bad Bad Bad !!!

Today I went to Secret Recipe

- The Spring Kuching -

To get a special treat for myself
Of course Holiday. Haha
Hari Raya Treat = Sucks, This is Why...

Chicken Cordon Bleu

Chicken meat with stuff turkey ham & cheese
RM16 ++

While I'm enjoying my nice dinner.
This is the ugly thing that I found
Spoil my whole day mood
Celaka !!!

Raw Chicken Meat !!!
WTH, How to eat ??? Wasted 40%

Close Shot from my T-20
OMG - I almost vomit. F**K !!!

Please Be Careful. You might be the victim.
Spread the news so that I'm last one ^^

Alcohol Alcohol Alcohol !!!

Happy Holiday !!!

This is what I get with my best Friend
DOTA + DISCO + RAYA CELEBRATION


Haha Disco + Heineken
Selamat Hari Raya !!!


1 Tin = RM4
Pain in heart & Liver


Children please dun try it !!!
Even it is the official sponsor for UEFA

This is why... I do not dare to comment
The negative effect.


DOTa with Heineken
First Blood !!!


Very Happy. Smile ~~


Already scold bad words
~!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&~


Wow !!! 1 Go.
See what happen next >>>


OMG - This is the climax
Please Do Not Try This In Public !!!


Only 5% Alcohol
Enough to kill a decent man

Remember The Lesson !!!

Disco Disco Disco !!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS !!!

I'm happy that all people go back.
I can now 24 hour disco
I bought a new sound card - External one
My laptop's sound card had been burnt
Thus, no disco for almost 6 months
But Now I'm Back
Haha Haha Haha

This sound card is good but also depends on your speaker.
My Edifier MP300 + Creative Sound Blaster
= Boom Boom Boom

This Sound Card is bought from
PC Image, Wisma Saberkas
Kuching Sarawak

Only RM75.00

SELAMAT HARI RAYA !!!

To all my Muslims & Celebrating Raya viewers
Zarakisam.blogspot.com wishes you all
Selamat Hari Raya

Happy Holiday !!!
& Please don't come back. ^^

It's a celebration to me without you guys.
Smoke, Sound, Security & Speed

I Have It All Now !!!

FINAL EXAM - TMT1013

According to TMT1013 Web Design & Technology Blog >>>
This information is 90% reliable

FINAL EXAMINATION

12 Nov 2009 (THURSDAY)
1400 - 1700
Place: UNIX (FCSIT)

Thus for those who is desperate to go back you can book your air ticket.

For more information, please email to: syahruln77@gmail.com

or visit www.syahrulnizam.com

Intelligence Quotient - IQ Test

An intelligence quotient, or IQ, is a score derived from one of several different standardized tests designed to assess intelligence. The term "IQ", from the German Intelligenz-Quotient, was coined by the German psychologist William Stern in 1912 as a proposed method of scoring early modern children's intelligence tests such as those developed by Alfred Binet and Théodore Simon in the early 20th Century. Although the term "IQ" is still in common use, the scoring of modern IQ tests such as the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale is now based on a projection of the subject's measured rank on the Gaussian bell curve with a center value (average IQ) of 100, and a standard deviation of 15, although different tests may have different standard deviations.

IQ scores have been shown to be associated with such factors as morbidity and mortality, parental social status, and to a substantial degree, parental IQ. While its inheritance has been investigated for nearly a century, controversy remains as to how much is inheritable, and the mechanisms of inheritance are still a matter of some debate.

IQ scores are used in many contexts: as predictors of educational achievement or special needs, by social scientists who study the distribution of IQ scores in populations and the relationships between IQ score and other variables, and as predictors of job performance and income.

The average IQ scores for many populations have been rising at an average rate of three points per decade since the early 20th century with most of the increase in the lower half of the IQ range: a phenomenon called the Flynn effect. It is disputed whether these changes in scores reflect real changes in intellectual abilities, or merely methodological problems with past or present testing.

The Question is, How High is Your IQ?

Please Try It !!!
My IQ is only 103. I'm Normal
Are you ??

START TEST

EBM 1013 - How to Score An A (Part 1)

Haha, this is based on my perception towards my lecturer Dr. Khairil who teaches us Startegic Management (EBM 3013)

This semester we do not have Mid Term for EBM 3013. Thus we were given a mid-term Assessment which contributes (30%)

There is 3 parts which is:

• Part 1: (5%)
  

A (convincing) explanation detailing your positive contribution(s) to the progress of your group assignment

• Part 2: (5%)
  

One or two pages of your bio-data and profile. You must include a picture of your self

• Part 3: Case Study (20%)

You are the CEO of a recording company based in Kuala Lumpur. You have several popular local artistes under your label. However, you are facing tough competition from Indonesian based artistes. Sales revenue have plummeted more than 60% last year. The peak local music industry association has sent you a letter requesting you to be part of the team to lobby the government in requesting among other things, an imposition of a “punitive special” tax on Indonesian albums, singles and music videos. In addition you are also asked to lobby the government to impose a severe limit on the airing of Indonesian songs on radios. State your stand on this issue. Specifically what do you think is (are) the best way(s) to counter Indonesian competition? Focus your answer on both, the music industry and your company. State what the industry should do and then state what your company will do.

Seems very complicated, but actually is easy.

I SCORED 28/30

Wanna Know How?

To Be Continued....

The Perfect Getaway

Cliff and Cydney are an adventurous young couple celebrating their honeymoon by backpacking to one of Hawaii's remote beaches when they happen upon news of a horrifying murder of another newlywed couple. Not wanting to spoil their vacation, they resume their hike only to come upon another couple whom they later suspect are the murderers.

More Info

A Perfect Getaway Official Trailer - For more funny movies, click here

Best 'Char Kueh' in Kuching ???

According to my friend again, 

The best 'Char Kueh' in Kuching

Is at Desa Ilmu. Kota Samarahan

Is Just a Small Stall

The Great Chef is a Grandma

Char Kueh = Fried Carrot Cake

Three price selection: RM3, RM4 & RM5

The End Product

Price = RM3

To give face to my friend I would rate this food 3 star. The ingredient is just carrot cake, oil, egg and preserved vegetable 'Tung Choi'. To me personally. this is just so.. so.. Nothing special about it. If compare to Fried Carrot Cake in KL - this is rubbish. Finally the price is damn expensive. RM3 so damn little. Thus is my first and last. In KL, RM3.80 you can get 2 to 3 times the quantity as above and of course here is Kuching. Zzz.

HABUK PUN TAK ADA

Rojak

By Suleiman Brothers - 15Malaysia.com

Congratulation zarakisam.blogspot.com

Congratulation !!!

Today is the second month anniversary of this blog
Zarakisam.blogspot.com

My Achievements

100 Posting and Still Counting

• 700++ Visitors and Still Counting

Confident to get my 5/5 Marks.
Challenge are Welcomed !!!

I would like to thanks all my viewers
Without you this blog will never success
I will keep up my good job.

Best Kolok Mee in Kuching

According to my friend. this is the 'best' Kolok mee in Kuching. It is located in a coffee shop behind the shophouse in Desa Ilmu Kota Samarahan.

Kolok Mee Special
Kolok Mee + Prawn + Mixed Pork
(Pork Ball + Pork Meat + BBQ Pork + Mince Pork)

Price = RM3.80 per bowl

Quality & Affordable

If you want me to rate it. I'll will say is ok (4 Star)
But everyone's taste is different

TRY IT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE !!!